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  • <joekv> your ablum!
    <sugarpill> ablum yes
    <joekv> its been all over the internets and I don't know why
    <joekv> becuase its super gay
    <joekv> wanna make out?
    <sugarpill> yes
    <joekv> k

  • <ChrisAMobile> I'm sweating like sntxrr's mom in church

  • great_scott> ffs untie your panties
    <great_scott> I'm coming

  • <klafka> have people masturbated while calling oyu?

  • <joekv>: I have Awesome
    <joekv>: been suffering with it for years

  • <klafka>: WHERE MY GERUNDS AT
    <willmarshall>: MY PANTS

  • <sassy>: how much is a grip of music?
    <Spec>: it's a metric measurment
    <Spec>: a grip = .8 x "hella"
    <Spec>: So if I said "I have hella music"
    <sassy>: good to know
    <Spec>: a grip is 80% of that
    <Spec>: give or take

  • <+sexpanther> AW MAN
    <+sexpanther> ARE THEY THE AUSTRALIANS?
    <+sexpanther> cute
    < aricon> heh
    < aricon> cute like prison rape
    <+sexpanther> yeah
    <+sexpanther> exactly like prison rape

  • <EdLin> joekv: just got mytether for my Pre, so next time I'm without internet I haz tethering, or for my netbook.
    <sntxrr> i tethered your mom
    <EdLin> sntxrr: that gives a new meaning to the term "mobile hotspot"
    <sntxrr> yes it does
    <sntxrr> luls
    <EdLin> nubile hotspot?
    <EdLin> "Hey babe, wanna come over and play with my wifi?"
    <sassybritches> lol

  • All greetings from Russia.

    Yours faithfully, Parapsixolog

  • DJ: Glitch.fm: Glitch.FM | Glitched Out Radio For the Masses | Saturating Your Ears With Delectable Details | Listen Live: http://glitch.fm/glitchfm.pls | <Snazzybritches> I can't get pms | <sexpanther>: great_scott: I GAVE YOU A TREAT | <ChrisAM> go back to modeling your banana hammock | <sexpanther>: take it into my pants

  • <klafka>: see sassy is so po-po-mo that her dj career is actually an ironic comment on the modern state of live music

  • [01:46] <sexpanther> gimme voice
    [01:46] <sexpanther> fo rrealz
    [01:46] <@AfroMonk> hahaha
    [01:46] <@great_scott> hell naw
    [01:46] <sexpanther> GIVE IT TO ME
    [01:46] <@great_scott> that's what
    [01:46] <@great_scott> you
    [01:47] <@great_scott> said
    [01:47] <@great_scott> you
    [01:47] <sexpanther> GIVE IT TO ME, SCOTT
    [01:47] <@great_scott> being "she"
    [01:47] <@AfroMonk> ain't nothing but bitches and money!
    [01:47] <@AfroMonk> hahaha
    [01:47] <sexpanther> aricon: please? o:)
    [01:47] <@AfroMonk> this is awesome
    [01:47] <@great_scott> !append <sexpanther> GIVE IT TO ME, SCOTT
    [01:47] <@great_scott> [01:47] <@great_scott> being "she"
    [01:47] <@great_scott> [01:47] <@AfroMonk> ain't nothing but bitches and money!
    [01:47] <@great_scott> [01:47] <@AfroMonk> hahaha
    [01:47] <@great_scott> [01:47] <sexpanther> aricon: please? o:)
    [01:47] * ChanServ changes topic to 'DJ: Glitch.fm: Delicious Music - Live on http://glitch.fm | Listen Live: http://glitch.fm/glitchfm.pls | <sexpanther> GIVE IT TO ME, SCOTT'
    [01:47] <@AfroMonk> LMAO
    [01:47] <sexpanther> FUCK OFF, SCOTT
    [01:47] <@great_scott> :D
    [01:47] <@great_scott> <3

  • <@yrmomsGAWD> sexbot: you are talking to much. a good sexbot doesn't talk back and does its job. sexing.
    <@yrmomsGAWD> get on that k?
    <@yrmomsGAWD> :D
    < sexbot> gimme some dolla bills
    * yrmomsGAWD inserts a fiver
    * yrmomsGAWD yehaws!!
    * sexbot takes yrmomsGAWD's shirt off
    <@yrmomsGAWD> thats all i get?
    < sexbot> for $5?
    < sexbot> yes
    <@yrmomsGAWD> srsly lme
    < sexbot> I'm not a cheap bot
    <@yrmomsGAWD> i can get more from yermomsBot
    < sexbot> man, this season of The Bachelor is hilarious
    < sexbot> no
    < sexbot> I don't have a mom
    < sexbot> geez
    * aricon gives sexbot a euro
    * sexbot spits it back out
    <@yrmomsGAWD> so not a swallower
    < aricon> haha
    * yrmomsGAWD reprograms sexbot
    < aricon> not for a euro
    <@yrmomsGAWD> its ok, i hate eurotrash too

  • <sexbritches>: it's not a shower until sntxrr's mom gets there

  • <sugarpillsweat> you probably need pens filled with tears and shame to form visible writing on a whorendar

  • <sugarpillsweat> you probably need pens filled with tears and shame to form visible writing on a whorendar

  • <sexpanther> but are you one of those bitches about it?
    <sexpanther> that's like "YOU'RE DOING IT TOO HARD"
    <sexpanther> haha jk
    <Rainbow> hell no
    <sexpanther> that sentence is not in your vocabulary
    <Rainbow> obviously

  • < aricon> all men are created women
    < aricon> er
    < aricon> equal
    < aricon> thats why we have women

  • <spec>: sassy: Like I always say, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

  • <sntxrr>: 8=============================}
    <HipGnosis>: so they can die laughing
    <sntxrr>: theres your package
    <HipGnosis>: it's hysterical
    <DJJackoy>: Where is the rest of it?
    <sassy>: oh yes!
    <HipGnosis>: did yr mom show you a picture of my package sntxrr?
    <HipGnosis>: or are you drawing that from memory?
    <sexpanther>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnC9y0SGqvA
    <SecuraBot>: Youtube Title: "The Green Man"
    <HipGnosis>: yes
    <great_scott>: yeah HipGnosis about 3 inches of ASCII sounds about the right size of your package
    <aricon>: hahah
    <great_scott>: Bwahahahaha
    sntxrr moms tells me things
    <great_scott>: ZING
    <HipGnosis>: ouch
    <aricon>: you guys are mean
    <HipGnosis>: hahaha
    <sassy>: http://vod.fxnetworks.com/fod/play.php?sh=sunny
    <HipGnosis>: i walked right into that one
    <great_scott>: Cristina just added "to scale" (referring to sntxrr's ascii image)
    <HipGnosis>: hahahaa
    <DJJackoy>: ahhaha
    <DJJackoy>: At first I thought it was child pr0n
    <HipGnosis>: zing again
    <great_scott>: +++
    <sntxrr>: great_scott: lol
    sntxrr cries
    <HipGnosis>: youse guys are on fire
    <HipGnosis>: s

  • < joekv> the isight on the macbooks have this green light that lets you know the cam is on
    < joekv> tam and I woke up one morning and noticed it was on
    < joekv> and as you can see
    < joekv> thats the bed right there
    < joekv> with the laundry on it
    < joekv> so we have no idea how long every one was on viewing our drunken sex
    < great_scott> hahahahaha
    < bringnchillback> lol
    < bringnsassyback> haha
    < bringnchillback> ossum
    < great_scott> well
    < joekv> I looked at the macbook and noticed it was on
    < great_scott> just ask if anyone's been blinded
    < great_scott> :P
    < bringnchillback> i blinded your mom
    < joekv> when I moved the mouse the screen saver went off and it was back to http://www.mebeam.com/glitchfm
    < great_scott> and don't know how they lost it due to being traumetized
    < great_scott> :P
    < bringnchillback> lol
    < great_scott> I was blinded by science :/
    < bringnchillback> i say two thumbs
    < bringnchillback> spilling
    < bringnchillback> ACEEEEED
    < joekv> its 2:11
    < joekv> bars stay open until 2, we stay until 3
    < bringnchillback> yus
    < bringnchillback> i concur
    < joekv> tam should be home soon
    < joekv> sorry
    < joekv> again, I'm doing it
    < joekv> oh!
    < bringnchillback> going to remember to leave it on ?
    < joekv> droppies
    < joekv> theres no flippies
    < bringnsassyback> a recent tweet: Oh so many layers to that one when you're speaking of NJ, like an onion! Or a delicious whore cake.
    < great_scott> ok last song of mine... then I'll switch back for a few more
    < joekv> but theres droppies
    < great_scott> of real folk ;)
    < bringnchillback> DELICIOUS WHORE CAEK
    < great_scott> yum
    < joekv> I have to remind myself of the time
    * bringnchillback munches
    < joekv> so I can get into bed and pretend to be pissed off when tam comes home
    < joekv> then she'll be like "sorry I woke you up, lemmie suck that dick off"
    < joekv> and I'll get a bj then snore
    <@HipGnosis> hawt
    < joekv> and you guys think I'm lazy
    <@HipGnosis> hahahaha
    < joekv> I plan this shit perfectly
    < great_scott> !status
    < joekv> I have a fucken spreadsheet
    <@SecuraBot> Status: 19 of 300 (18 unique) at 128 kbps

  • -!- You're now known as secks
    < tylerdurden> there's pants!
    < Rainbow> i'm out of here until it calms down
    < secks> as in surprise butt
    -!- quakerbitch is now known as goodgirl

  • <sassy> can you be a callboy or just a callgirl?
    <sugarpill> if i could be both im sure that would pay the bills

  • <great_scott> Runka = win

  • <person 1> test
    <person 2> test